Jessica. Warner. Corner.
Let me just begin by saying that I want everyone to stop talking about how the "summer is almost over". We are now buying for early fall at work and every time I see that sign I get a little sad inside. By a little sad, I mean I crumble in a ball of emptiness at the thought of my upper arms not seeing the sunshine and I can feel the spirits of my Indian ancestors (dot, not feather. Duh) shaking their heads in disappointment at me for living in a place that isn't forever sunny happy good times. SUMMER IS NOT ALMOST OVER!!!!! SUMMER FOREVER!!! IT'S NEVER GOING TO END!!!!
I spent all night after bartending trying on every combo of bathing suit that I own and learned two things: 1) never try bathing suits on at 3am and 2) I still don't have a bathing suit that I'm coocoo for coco puffs over.
So, before the sun sets on this glorious SUMMER day, here are a few suits that I would love to own, and they will probably be on sale soon. You know, just in time for us to get on a plane and live in baby Emma's beach tent on our private island.
This has every element in a suit that I love: an interesting back, cool pattern, and boy-style shorts:
More adorableness, this time by my go-to bathing costume shop:
This one made me think of you:
Like a sexy robot bikini top from the future (in this future sexy robots can withstand water, obviously):
Hippy dippy done right:
I made a banana blueberry smoothie to remind me of how much it is not winter. It worked.
When you get a chance to put baby Emma down for a sec, please write!!!