Happy Merry almost Christmas, Jessica Warner!
Soooo, I have barely had time for my brain to comprehend how almost Christmas it is. My presents are not wrapped (and some not even purchased) and I am grumpy and tired from spending 6 hours in the airport yesterday (when I finally got on the plane I happened to be sitting next to the loudest couple on the face of the earth and witnessed two people vomit because of the excessive turbulence).
Well, now that I am safe and sound, back in NC, realizing that I have to have my family cart me around because I forgot to renew my license, I can give you an idea of all the things you need to purchase for me.
My wish list:
Color in the bleak sad winter... this brand uses the best textiles on the planet:
I went Christmas shopping at the MOMA and realized the only purchase I was about to make was these socks... for myself:
A hand crafted pin-hole camera, for making Christmas memories, slowly...
Egad!!!! New Year's Eve party accessory?:
magical star maps in your living room! Or as you fall asleep looking up at Orion! Or to light your adventures in the Beacon's Closet bathroom!
I have no grown-up dishes, maybe these?:
OR any and all of these, mixed and matched together, like a senile old woman:
I want to sleep on his scary head:
While I read this... please?:
And there you go! I mean, whatever of the above you feel like buying. Whatevs.
So long, my little elf.